We have now passed the May 21st, 6pm doomsday deadline, in all time zones around the world. If you are a Christian and reading this, you've been 'Left Behind' and not 'Raptured'....
The 200,000,000 (two-hundred million) or so that were presumably 'raptured', have left some unintended benefits for us...
- less usage of fossil fuels like oil and gasoline, thus lowering the carbon footprint..
- more job openings available for us, thus lowering the unemployment rate..
- less demand for food, clothing, transportation and housing, thus softening the market, lowering the demand, and hopefully lowering prices..
- I could go on and on, but you get the picture...
....also notable 'Christians' like George Bush, Rev. John Hagee, Hal Lindsay, Sarah Palin, Rev. Franklin Graham, George Romney, Glen Beck, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Scalia, Paul Crouch, etc., are presumably among those millions who just floated upward and out of this sphere - for this we can all say amen, hallelujah and good riddance!
note: unfortunately, some non-Christians like Michael Savage, Charles Krauthammer, Alan Greenspan, Henry Kissinger, Michael Bloomberg, Rupert Murdoch, and assorted other infidels, are still here, but we'll continue to deal with them as best we can....
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