I think it's absurd that the rabid right-wing is presuming to protect traditional marriages by supporting legislative bans on gay marriage or civil unions...this is like trying to promote cleaner air by banning air conditioners....Also, to think that marriages need protecting is laughable on it's face....
But to play along with their line of illogical thinking, I propose 5 ways to protect marriages while 'tongue is firmly ensconced and planted in cheek'...
1 Outlaw divorce - there is no better way to protect the institution of marriage..
2 Ban Viagra - except for married men and for procreative purposes only!..
3 Mandate arranged marriages - in much of the world this has worked best for centuries...
4 Levy a fee of $10,000 to obtain a marriage license - this way only the most committed, responsible and wealthiest citizens will marry....
5 Outlaw unmarried sex - if jail is mandated, it will provide a powerful incentive for responsible citizens to get married...
I am expecting an avalanche of congratulatory messages on my bold initiatives to preserve their non-issue, from the James Dobsons' of the world - but I'm not holding my breath!..
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